Mad Max, war crimes, and…seltzer?? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian explain why Chris Hemsworth is better person than Josh Hartnett, spend way too much time talking about seltzer water, and not nearly enough time discussing genocide. All that and more, plus find out how a time-traveling librarian sparked one of the longest geopolitical conflicts known to man on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
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Don't Drink Miller Lite!
Quibi, NFL draft predictions, and anti-sponsorship?? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian present an unheard album review of Taylor Swift’s new album, unveil their brilliant new financial plan for the show, and discuss the trial about Trump (not that one, the other one…no, the OTHER other one). All that and more, plus marvel at Seth’s psychic powers on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Sluts for Marmalade
Bad acting, questionable intimacy scenes in television, and mascot sex battles?? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian take a walk down memory lane, discuss NCAA March Madness, and Brian shares his loathing for the star of Wonka. All that and more, plus find out what that dang sound is on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Who the F*** Is Timmy Chimichanga??
Naked John Cena, racist sports teams, and the fall of Capitalism?? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Brian and Seth chat about the Oscars, the NFL off-season, and the stupidity of professional sports branding. All that and more, plus find out why Brian flies into a blind rage over Illinois-native bears on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Don't Call It a Cumback: Morality on the Internet
Babies, A.I., and hobo murder??? That’s right, after more than four years, it’s FINALLY time for another fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this triumphant return episode, Brian and Seth, from the band Downstairs Neighbors, catch up on what’s been going on in their lives, the Super Bowl, and share parenting tips…yeah, you read that right. All that and more, plus, robot brains on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Mike-Dodging: The Long Distance Relationship
"Wait, you guys aren't dead?!?" That's the question that's been getting asked a lot and the answer is: mostly NO!! Brian and Seth of the band Downstairs Neighbors are, in fact, alive and back with a brand-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! There's a new setup and a few other changes coming your way, but one thing remains the same: these two should NOT be allowed near live mics! On this episode, the guys tackle football not allowing tackling anymore, Trumpworld, movies and more - all while hiding out from debt collectors named Mike. Welcome back to another fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!!
John Cena: The Discount Mark Wahlberg
John Cena, racism, and one-legged hookers?? That's right folks, the boys are back with another all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors! On this episode, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, reveal the winner of their Oscar prediction challenge, as well as discuss the hit movie "Black Panther," and the effects it has on racism today. Also, the guys discuss some of the never-ending Trump drama as well as a few recent happenings in the world of sports. Plus, in a stunning wager, Seth and Brian raise the stakes as they embark on their NCAA March Madness brackets!! All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
30 Minutes Without a Dick
Crying quilts, billboards, and Tide pods?? Don't even pretend you don't know what that means. It's time for another all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!! On this episode, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, discuss all things Superbowl, from the game, to the commercials, the halftime show, and even the postgame behavior, as only they can: with dick jokes and shameless unfunded sponsor plugs!! The guys also start the annual celebration of Oscar season by making their predictions and, at the end of the show, find out what big surprise Seth and Brian have in store for the future!! All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
Sing the Songs and Bring the Dicks
NFL playoffs, Hugh Jackman, and a bag of dicks?!? You’re not even shocked anymore, are you? That’s right, folks, it’s another brand-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, discuss some of their favorite movies from 2017, while also looking ahead to the movies coming out in 2018. Also on this episode, the guys cover the Golden Globes and the sensitive issue of sexual harassment against women as only they can. Also, find out what a small donation of just $12.99 can get you!! All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
2017 Holiday Special: The First Half
Long story short: Seth and Brian got locked out of the studio due to holiday closures, but they wanted to bring the holly jolly merriment to you anyway!! (Okay, full disclosure, they just really wanted to drink and hear themselves speak....) At any rate, on this all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors, Brian and Seth break out the mobile studio and bring another LIVE AND UNCUT special to help celebrate the holidays with a massive TWO-PART episode!! On this first part, the guys stick largely to movies and entertainment, while also commenting on the Portland Trailblazers game that aired on December 20th, 2017. Enjoy and Happy Holidays, everyone!!!
It Hurts Me To Say This, But...
Losing to win, handsy politicians, and disappearing facial hair? Why not, it's time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Brian and Seth of the band Downstairs Neighbors get into a verbal battle about who has the sh*ttier football team, discuss the outbreak of inappropriate male behavior, and revisit last week's unseen movie review subject: Justice League with an in-depth SEEN review of the film. Were they finally right about one of their unseen movie reviews?!?!? Tune in to this all-new fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors to find out!!
Political Pocket Pussy
With a name like "Political Pocket Pussy," you can expect a grab....bag, let's go with "bag," of topics on this all new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors. On this edition, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, discuss everything from gun control, to the latest Marvel smash hit, "Thor: Ragnarok" and they also provide an impromptu UNSEEN MOVIE REVIEW for the new Justice League movie!! All that, plus a Presidential walk down memory lane, and a quick (kinda) recap of this year's CMAs on the latest fun-filled, lawsuit-worthy, episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
MoviePass is NOT Paying Us
Columbus, Hollywood, and Hitler?!? What else would you expect from the guys at Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors? Due to a technical problem, this episode was delayed in production, but it’s finally here!! Recorded on Columbus Day, Brian and Seth of the band Downstairs Neighbors discuss the history surrounding Christopher Columbus, from “discovering” America to directing Home Alone 2. The guys also take a look at a few other key moments in American history, before venturing into the world of Hollywood and some of the latest movies. Mix in some sports talk and you’re in for another fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
Serious Boobies: A Walk Down Mammary Lane
You know what? We aren't even gonna write an info blurb on this one. The episode is called Serious Boobies, and if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about this episode AND entice you to listen to it, then we don't know what to tell ya. Enjoy!!!
Alt Ball Sweat: The True Life Adventures of Alex Jones
Football, Trump, and the Mooch?? Sadly, that doesn't even sound weird these days...but it's time for another brand new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Brian and Seth, from the band Downstairs Neighbors, get competitive over the upcoming football season, and more importantly, their ongoing fantasy football clashes. Also on this episode, the guys are joined by longtime listener and fellow fantasy footballer, Big Ryan, as they take a look at some of the latest drama going on in the White House. All this and more on this fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
*NOTE: this episode was recorded before Hurricane Harvey, and as such, we neglect to address it here - our thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the storms*
Live from Portland: Failing the Bechdel Test
Do NOT listen to this episode!! Whatever you do, DON'T listen to this! This completely uncut edition of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors takes place while Seth and Brian are visiting Portland, OR and their friend, long-time listener, and previous guest on Final Hour, Alex Venutolo joins in on the fun that should have never aired!! Alright, if you're still listening to this at this point, it's all on you. WE WILL NOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!!!
~Love and kisses and dicks,
Brian
Deep Dish Chicago Style Vendetta
Fake news, nude shark attacks, and revenge?!? No, we aren't talking about Seth and Brian's annual summer picnic - it's time for another all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Brian and Seth of the band Downstairs Neighbors discuss everything from baseball to Spiderman, and even the REAL reason Brian hates Chicago! Plus, the guys wrap up (FINALLY) their three-part seemingly endless debate on the merits of Transformers 4. Yes, THAT Transformers 4. From 2014. Seriously. All this and more, plus the debut of another brand new segment: "Fake News" on this fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
Big Dick Acting with Mark Wahlberg
Superheroes, emojis, and robot bestiality?!? Yup, sounds about right for the latest episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this all-new episode, Brian and Seth from the band Downstairs Neighbors debate the merits of Transformers 4 in anticipation of seeing the newest installment, Transformers: The Last Knight. It's also time for the July movie previews, Seth reveals his morality boundaries, and Brian gets broken. All this and more on this fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
Michael Bay presents Comeytimus Prime vs. Megatrump
Truth, lies, and robo-dildos?? Yeah. It's time for another fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this all-new episode, Brian and Seth of the Downstairs Neighbors explore everything from Wonder Woman to the Comey testimony and, of course, with the level of professionalism and class that only they can provide! Also on this episode of Final Hour, find out about Brian's new revelation about fatherhood, and things get SEXY in a brand new segment of the show!! All this and more on the latest can't-miss episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
Dad Jokes
Ladies and gentlemen, Brian is a father!! Who would've thought becoming a dad would be so hard....on Seth! On this all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors, the guys discuss how fatherhood has changed life for Brian as well as taking a quick look at the always predictable NBA Finals. Also, the boys are back at it again with the summer movie preview for the month of June. All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!