Football, America, and bodily fluids?!? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian swap bodily fluid…stories, discuss the ups, downs and MORE downs of being a Bears “fan,” and the first ever appointment to the Office of the First Mouth on the Cock. All that and more, plus Brian solves the conflict in Gaza on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors
Four Score and Twenty Years Ago
Snoop Dogg, gambling, and election fraud?!? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth learns that the Chicago Bears are one of the ONLY things keeping Brian happy, the truth about Seth’s attention span is revealed, and Brian defends himself against the internet. All that and more, plus Seth shares the secret to performing a perfect Brian impression on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Fantasy Creaming: Grasping For a Tight End
Apple sabotage, shades of red, and fat vikings?!? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian discuss their extended absence, the degrees of crazy in political rhetoric, and why everyone in Chicago is crying. All that and more, plus find out their plans for bringing Socialism to America on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Tickling the Pillsbury Doughboy
Fantasy football, political discourse, and Snidely Whiplash?!? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian discuss their fantasy football draft strategies, the latest news in the Presidential race, and the drama with the Olympics. All that and more, plus find out why Brian desperately fears becoming famous on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
A Lot Happened, Thanks Ryan
Bullets flying, women hating, and playground bullies?!? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian discuss potty training, the latest shakeup in the Presidential race, and that little incident with a bullet to Drumph’s ear. All that and more, plus Brian throws Seth under the bus (A BUS!) on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Shit Could Be So Much Worse
DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded days before the attempted assassination attempt of former President Trump. Out of respect, the decision was made to delay releasing the episode. That said, four days is plenty because fuck that guy. Enjoy the show!
Fireworks, raccoon lawyers, and Biden is OLD?!? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian discuss the recent Presidential debate, the hypocrisy on both sides of the political aisle, and all the ways Trump is involved with (and benefitted by) the courts. All that and more, plus Brian describes squirrels on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Speaking of Legal Issues...
Ever make a wish on a fake pube? It’s time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian discuss parenting strategies, the NFL off-season, and of course, the historic verdict. All that and more, plus Brian reveals his plan to help Seth become President of the United States on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Tears of Immigrant Children Tastes Like Watermelon
Mad Max, war crimes, and…seltzer?? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian explain why Chris Hemsworth is better person than Josh Hartnett, spend way too much time talking about seltzer water, and not nearly enough time discussing genocide. All that and more, plus find out how a time-traveling librarian sparked one of the longest geopolitical conflicts known to man on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Don't Drink Miller Lite!
Quibi, NFL draft predictions, and anti-sponsorship?? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian present an unheard album review of Taylor Swift’s new album, unveil their brilliant new financial plan for the show, and discuss the trial about Trump (not that one, the other one…no, the OTHER other one). All that and more, plus marvel at Seth’s psychic powers on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Sluts for Marmalade
Bad acting, questionable intimacy scenes in television, and mascot sex battles?? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Seth and Brian take a walk down memory lane, discuss NCAA March Madness, and Brian shares his loathing for the star of Wonka. All that and more, plus find out what that dang sound is on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Who the F*** Is Timmy Chimichanga??
Naked John Cena, racist sports teams, and the fall of Capitalism?? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Brian and Seth chat about the Oscars, the NFL off-season, and the stupidity of professional sports branding. All that and more, plus find out why Brian flies into a blind rage over Illinois-native bears on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
2024 Primary Results: A Bag of Decrepit Cats
Hogwarts, Christina Ricci, and the homeless crisis in America?? Must be time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Brian and Seth swap preferred TV babysitters, discuss podcasts that are vastly superior to this one, and get into Brian’s twisted thoughts on Trump vs. Biden 2. All that and more, plus find out what happened to Seth in the desert with The Riddler and the ghost of Nick Cage on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Don't Call It a Cumback: Morality on the Internet
Babies, A.I., and hobo murder??? That’s right, after more than four years, it’s FINALLY time for another fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this triumphant return episode, Brian and Seth, from the band Downstairs Neighbors, catch up on what’s been going on in their lives, the Super Bowl, and share parenting tips…yeah, you read that right. All that and more, plus, robot brains on this all-new episode of Final Hour!!
Shep Smith: The Dog That Hunts Outlaw Justice
Dodgers, politics, and fairy slayers??? Well trick my treats, it must be time for another fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this spoooooky Halloween episode, Brian and Seth, from the band Downstairs Neighbors, catch up on the latest happenings in the sports world (spoiler alert: Brian is the one crying this time!) as well as what’s going on in the country as we near midterm elections. All this while, of course, meeting the necessary quota of dick jokes and potentially libelous declarations on this all-new episode of Final Hour!! Happy Halloween!!
Mike-Dodging: The Long Distance Relationship
"Wait, you guys aren't dead?!?" That's the question that's been getting asked a lot and the answer is: mostly NO!! Brian and Seth of the band Downstairs Neighbors are, in fact, alive and back with a brand-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! There's a new setup and a few other changes coming your way, but one thing remains the same: these two should NOT be allowed near live mics! On this episode, the guys tackle football not allowing tackling anymore, Trumpworld, movies and more - all while hiding out from debt collectors named Mike. Welcome back to another fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!!
John Cena: The Discount Mark Wahlberg
John Cena, racism, and one-legged hookers?? That's right folks, the boys are back with another all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors! On this episode, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, reveal the winner of their Oscar prediction challenge, as well as discuss the hit movie "Black Panther," and the effects it has on racism today. Also, the guys discuss some of the never-ending Trump drama as well as a few recent happenings in the world of sports. Plus, in a stunning wager, Seth and Brian raise the stakes as they embark on their NCAA March Madness brackets!! All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
30 Minutes Without a Dick
Crying quilts, billboards, and Tide pods?? Don't even pretend you don't know what that means. It's time for another all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!! On this episode, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, discuss all things Superbowl, from the game, to the commercials, the halftime show, and even the postgame behavior, as only they can: with dick jokes and shameless unfunded sponsor plugs!! The guys also start the annual celebration of Oscar season by making their predictions and, at the end of the show, find out what big surprise Seth and Brian have in store for the future!! All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
Sing the Songs and Bring the Dicks
NFL playoffs, Hugh Jackman, and a bag of dicks?!? You’re not even shocked anymore, are you? That’s right, folks, it’s another brand-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!! On this episode, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, discuss some of their favorite movies from 2017, while also looking ahead to the movies coming out in 2018. Also on this episode, the guys cover the Golden Globes and the sensitive issue of sexual harassment against women as only they can. Also, find out what a small donation of just $12.99 can get you!! All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!
2017 Holiday Special: The Second Half
Long story short: Seth and Brian got locked out of the studio due to holiday closures, but they wanted to bring the holly jolly merriment to you anyway!! (Okay, full disclosure, they just really wanted to drink and hear themselves speak....) At any rate, on this all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors, Brian and Seth break out the mobile studio and bring another LIVE AND UNCUT special to help celebrate the holidays with a massive TWO-PART episode!! On this second part, the guys discuss the recently passed tax bill and other politics, as well as some interesting history lessons thanks to Seth's public school education. All this comes your way, while the guys also comment on the Portland Trailblazers game that aired on December 20th, 2017. Enjoy and Happy Holidays, everyone!!!
2017 Holiday Special: The First Half
Long story short: Seth and Brian got locked out of the studio due to holiday closures, but they wanted to bring the holly jolly merriment to you anyway!! (Okay, full disclosure, they just really wanted to drink and hear themselves speak....) At any rate, on this all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors, Brian and Seth break out the mobile studio and bring another LIVE AND UNCUT special to help celebrate the holidays with a massive TWO-PART episode!! On this first part, the guys stick largely to movies and entertainment, while also commenting on the Portland Trailblazers game that aired on December 20th, 2017. Enjoy and Happy Holidays, everyone!!!